Friday, August 24, 2007

Poor Nate's dreams dashed

He thought he'd found his hillbilly dream house...

It was where we wanted to live. The location was perfect, out in the country but a few minutes from everything in the world. It had more space than anything else we'd found in our price range. It was bright and open, with all the amenities we wanted. The yard was landscaped beautifully. We even liked the color.
But what's this?

Then I did a search for the street address on the Internet looking for a map of the area. What was the first thing that came up? The Georgia sex offender registry.
All's not lost--he's establishing his WATB conservo-twerp cred by claiming victim status at the hands of evil, unnamed civil-libber types.
And all you whiny so-called civil libertarians and creepy convicted sex offenders who e-mailed me the last time I wrote about this subject calling me a witch hunter and worse can save your breath.
Somewhat novel approach, this pre-emptive attack, for our Nate.

Well, I guess you'll just have to go on being one of those renters you so wish to be in a position to loathe until another cheap, hell-and-gone-from-anywhere house comes along.


Wednesday, August 15, 2007

What a Hillbilly Believes

And regurgitates, courtesy of today's Letters page, emphasis mine in case you needed help spotting the flat-out lie:

[Barak Obama] said he would meet one-on-one with our enemies, carry out military attacks in Pakistan and revealed to the world his predetermined decision to never use nuclear weapons.
This bit of geopolitical wisdom comes from one Deryl Duncan.
(Or possibly from his other bother Deryl.)


Church 'n skoolz "on the same team"

the Rag's unique brand of unsullied-by-knowledge journamalism in full effect for today's above-the-fold front pager:

Brian Offutt of the North Atlanta Church of Christ in Dunwoody said the schools and churches are "all on the same team."

"We're all working together to help form the students more into the image of Christ," he said.
Makes us all wish we'd-a been there!