Wednesday, July 11, 2007

You worry your purty little head all you like!

Apparently the Hillbilly Rag is ok with its columnists ripping the Establishment... so long as they're wimminfolk, and safely tucked away inside a Heath & Wellness section.
Coke is now trying to brainwash consumers into thinking their product is good for you, that the bubbly drink is part of a healthy diet.

The Atlanta-based company must truly be suffering if they're trying to reel in buyers by convincing them this sweet drink has nutritional benefits. And my condolences to those who believe it.
Why, they're even allowed to be shrill (emphasis mine).
But why consume man-made sweeteners like aspartame, which has been proven to cause brain tumors and cancer
Just keep that stuff outside of the editorial pages, y'hear?