Friday, May 25, 2007

"County urging safety for weekend"

Filed under "you can't make this stuff up" -- that's the actual headline title for this story, the above-the-fold 84-point-typer.

IIRC, the New Republic once held a "Most Boring Headline" contest and the winner was "Election Turnout in Netherlands Lower than Expected." And yeah, that's pretty good but--

I think we have a worldbeater here.